User:Mbedele Kouassi

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Chatian
茶田
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Chatian declaring vengeance on Jap after being violently raped by him
Born
Mbedele Kouassi

(2001-02-21) February 21, 2001 (age 20)
NationalityBurmese
Citizenship
  • Angola (2001–2006)
  • China (2006–present)
Occupation
  • Cunny poster
  • Chinese spy
  • Goat Farmer
Years active2016–present
Criminal charge(s)6 counts of possession of illicit pornography, 34 counts of bestiality, 31700 tweets
Criminal penaltyDeath
Criminal statusPardoned by SAC Chairman
Signature
child belly erotic 😭

Chatian (茶田) is an Angolan-born Chinese national currently living aboard in Myanmar, for unspecified reasons. He is currently residing in an goat farm located underneath the Ocean Supercenter in the City Square Mall in Taunggyi.

Early Life

Slavery

While still four years old, Chatian was sold into slavery by his family, to a sweatshop owner to make Che Guevera T-shirts. After several years of work at this sweatshop, it was acquired by the Chinese Communist Party as part of their neo-colonialist plans, but the new managers, seeing talent in his work, had him sent to China for more specialized training.

Advanced Learning Program

Chatian was soon admitted into a special education program for dispossessed children to act as spies in foreign nations, though not much is documented about this point in his life. What is know is that he was rapidly granted citizenship, and was first seen in his Burmese residence in 2009.

Haram

Pedophilia

Chatian has stated several times in the Merchants' Guild that he is a pedophile, and loves cunny, which has led to him being arrested and charged by Chinese authorities, who sentenced him to be executed, though his crime was pardoned by Min Aung Hlaing.

Bestiality

Chatian has also confessed to have had sex with his goats every night, in his small compartment in the womens' bathroom of the Ocean Supercenter. Though he does also tend to them for other, more legitimate purposes.

Twitter

Chatian has tweeted more than 31,700 times since the creation of his account in October 2019.

Kachin

While acting as a detractor of the Kachin people, he has repeatedly professed his love for Kachin women.