Punished street meat

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Street Meat is known for his short-lived relationship with YØNA, who's murder left him psychologically broken. Since Yona's death, Street Meat has been MIA, only popping into #general to schizophrenically ramble about his diet and exercise routine. His current whereabouts are subject to debate. It has been said that he can found in the plains of northern Montana searching for buffalo to hit with his Honda Civic, doing the rain dance, or drinking entire bottles of Jack Daniel's no. 7 driving his aforementioned Honda Civic on the reservation's gravel roads. Rumored to be Bongo ®'s alt.